Frequently Asked
Questions !

Because you guys keep asking me so many of them.

Pretending common spam emails I get is actual people bcs funny

Your website looks great, but it isn't showing up in Google search results. Would you be interested in our SEO service?

I'll figure it out myself. This is just my personal website. I'm not really running a business that demands cutting-edge SEO, nor do I consider my internet image to be a brand. I'm just some guy on the internet.

Would you be interested in redesigning your website to be more modern using our cutting edge tools?

I am perfectly happy with how my website looks, I don't want it to be "modern" I just want it to be something cool in my eyes, and no cutting-edge web design tool is going to beat good ol' fashion directly-editing-the-HTML-and-CSS when it comes to my needs.

Upon reviewing your site, it looks like you could use a mobile app. Would you like to work with us to make one?

You did NOT review my website lol.

Would you be interested in implementing our email advertising product into your website?

I'm clearly not the one who thinks spamming people with email advertisements is going to do anything here.

Would you be interested in implementing our AI product into your website?

No.